Crazy how adventurers and their ilk claim to be "Lawful Good" (or whatever other buzzword they wanna call themselves this week is) when I literally have never harmed any person* outside of self-defense while they are regularly hunting wizards for the "CRIME" of practicing magic. SORRY I facilitated peace between our world and the daemon realm.** SORRY I resurrected your uncle. Despite all these blessings I have bestowed upon the non-magical my citadel is invaded and blown up basically every week.

*I admit I have experimented on countless elves but even the human adventurers have admitted their personhood is questionable.

**I admit it was my fault the daemon-human war began in the first place.